Sounds cool right? They've got the new shiny packaging, a promise for healthier, moist lips with NO waxy feel, oh and an SPF of 15 (we're all about preventing sun damage as you know)
My god it's the dream product...or Satan incarnate. Here is my problem. I've had a little cold this week and my lips have been ridiculously dry. While I know I own about 4 things of chapstick I can't seem to find them, maybe the cat ate them while on a catnip bender.
Anywho.
In a cold medicine induced daze I go to my local Target, i notice a new package that's well designed and "fresh"...oooh lip "infusion" just the word makes me think it has to relieve my dry chapped kissers. Fast forward to my car...with the new silver ball roller I find myself applying INFUSION (it really needs a sound effect don't ya think?) It's sleek, feels like it's working, has a relatively pleasant scent and taste...
Close up: Looking in my rear view mirror, I see my lips, in all their glory shining back at me like a cheap whore. Now it makes all the sense in the world why the large disheveled man who rung up my order was looking at my eerily.
Point being, it does work very well so in the privacy of my own home behind locked door I shall bask in the glossy whore non-waxy SPF powered moisturizing till my heart's content Blistex Lip INFUSION.
Ooh yea...it's sexy time.
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